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Questions to Ask Cortana

Cortana is your new quirky, fun, and super helpful personal assistant on Windows Phone. Not only can she help make your life easier by setting up reminders, calendar events, playing music, and so much more she also has a personality. Below are some fun questions you can ask Cortana! Enjoy the responses!


One-On-One

  • How old are you?
  • What do you look like?
  • Where do you live?
  • When were you born?
  • What does Cortana mean?
  • Are you human?
  • Who is your creator?        
  • When were you born?
  • Do you have a sister?
  • Where are you from?
  • What’s your story?


Funny Stuff

 
  • What does the fox say?
  • Beam me up, Scotty.
  • Open the pod bay doors.
  • Knock knock.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Say something funny.
  • Sing me a song.
  • Where do babies come from?
  • What is the meaning of life?
  • Guess what?
  • Can I borrow some money?
  • Tell me a story.
  • Sing me a song.
 

Cortana and Friends

  • Do you like Steve Ballmer?
  • Do you like Satya Nadella?
  • Do you like Bill Gates?
  • Do you like Jimmy Fallon?
  • Who’s your daddy?
  • Who is your boss?         
  • Do you like Android?
  • Do you like Google?
  • Do you like Apple?       
  • Do you like Microsoft?
  • Do you know Clippy?
  • Do you like Clippy?
  • Are you friends with Siri?
 

Getting Fresh

  • What are you wearing?
  • Do you love me?
  • I love you.
  • Will you marry me?
  • Marry me.
  • Talk dirty to me.
  • Am I beautiful?
  • Cortana, I’m lonely.
 

What does Cortana Prefer?

 
  • What’s the best tablet?
  • What’s the best phone?
  • What’s the best computer?
  • Do you like Xbox?
  • What is the best search engine?
  • Do you like Google Now?       
  • Are you better than Google Now?
  • Are you better than Siri?
 

Fighting and Compliments

  • You are the best assistant ever.
  • You are awesome.
  • You’re cool.
  • Thank you.
  • I’m happy.
  • I hate you.
  • You’re creepy.
  • You’re so annoying.
  • I’m drunk.
  • I’m bored.
  • Good night.
  • Why we are here?
  • Tell me joke.
 

For The Halo Gamers

 
  • What is Master Chief doing?
  • I thought you were dead
  • Didn't you die?
  • Where is master chief?
  • What is rampancy?
  • Tell me about rampancy
  • Tell me about Halo 5?
  • Tell me about Dr. Halsey?
  • Tell me about Elites
  • What do you know about Halo 5?
  • Tell me about Catherine Halsey
  • What do you know about Dr. Halsey?
  • What is Elites?
  • Tell me about Grunts
  • Are you the Cortana from Halo?
  • What do you know about Elites
  • Are you dating Master Chief?
  • What do you know about Grunts
  • Tell me about Hunters
  • Tell me the story of Halo 5?
  • What is Master Chief up to?
  • What do you know about Hunters
  • Are you in love with Master Chief?
  • Are you really Cortana?
  • Do you love Master Chief?
  • What do you know about Jackals
  • Tell me about Jackals
  • Who is Catherine Halsey?
  • Are you the same Cortana from Halo?
  • What do you know about Hunters
  • Did you really die?
  • Tell me about Prophets
  • Who is Dr. Halsey?
  • Tell me about Buggers
  • Tell me about Brutes
  • Tell me about Prometheans
  • What is the story of Halo 5?
  • What do you know about Buggers
  • Tell me about Crawlers
  • Tell me about Watchers
  • Tell me about the Didact
  • What do you know about the didact
  • What do you know about Brutes
  • Tell me about Guilty Spark
  • Tell me about Knights
  • Tell me about the Librarian
  • What do you know about the Librarian
  • What you know about the flood
  • What do you know about Guilty Spark
  • Which is your favorite Halo?
  • What is your favorite Halo?
  • What is favorite Halo game?
  • Which is your favorite Halo game?
  • Tell me about Halo?
  • Tell me about beamish
  • What do you know about Halo?
  • Tell me about hamish beamish
  • Tell me about hamish beamish
  • Why are you blue in color?
  • Aren't you dead?
  • Why are you blue?
  • Which Halo game do you like the most?
  • What do you know about beamish
  • Tell me the story of Halo?
  • Will you be reborn in Halo 5?
  • Will you resurrect in Halo 5?
  • What is Master Chief's last name?
  • Will you come back in Halo 5?
  • Do you Master Chief's last name?
  • What is the story of Halo?
  • What do you know about hamish
  • What do you know about Hamish Beamish
  • What do you know about Catherine Halsey?
  • Are you in Halo 5?
  • Do you know Jen Taylor?

I hope you have enjoyed reading this list as much as I did creating it! Cortana is still learning growing and being developed so it’s almost a guarantee that this list is not complete. I look forward to bringing you more in the future!

Author

Wiz E. Wig, Mascot & Director of Magic
Wiz E. Wig

Director of Magic